taken from irc:
<JeduS[Paddy]> saw an add for a guy selling a swarm of bees yesterday.....how the fook u get em home???
<Kanon> in what fasion
<Kanon> in a box jed
<Kanon> how else would you transport bees
<Kanon> pff
<][_Karma_][> plastic bag
<Kanon> that would be cruel
<][_Karma_][> but it would work
<Kanon> not really unless the bag was sealed
<][_Karma_][> same goes for your box
<Kanon> you normally seal a box karmy, well the rest of us outside belguim do
<][_Karma_][> depends what kind of box it is
<][_Karma_][> plastic ... carton ... metal
<Kanon> ok then its a glass box
<][_Karma_][> oh
<][_Karma_][> aquarium then
<JeduS[Paddy]> ok...how u get em in?....bignose?
<][_Karma_][> u
<][_Karma_][> err
<][_Karma_][> lure them
<JeduS[Paddy]> with?
<Kanon> its not an aquarium unless you fill it with water
<Kanon> until that point it is a glass box
<][_Karma_][> pfff
<Kanon> karmy is right you lure them in with bait
<JeduS[Paddy]> what bait?.....and if u say honey im gona kick ur arse
<Kanon> lol
<][_Karma_][> we cover Kanon with honey and put him naked ... well he gets to keep his pink thong ... in the glass box
<JeduS[Paddy]> honey.....thingy....bees dont eat honey
<JeduS[Paddy]> thats like sayin cows drink milk
<][_Karma_][> never said they eat
<][_Karma_][> honey
<Kanon> you bait bees with menhaden oil
<JeduS[Paddy]> so its hardly bait then is it?....what they want it for?.....
<][_Karma_][> dunno ... do i look like a bee expert
<Kanon> you really dont know much do you jed
<JeduS[Paddy]> i know more about bee transportation than you
<Kanon> evidently not
<][_Karma_][> lol
<JeduS[Paddy]> wanderin about with an aquarium
<][_Karma_][> right then Jed ... whats the bait then
<JeduS[Paddy]> pollen?
<JeduS[Paddy]> ha!
<][_Karma_][> well
<][_Karma_][> u could use soft drinks aswell
<JeduS[Paddy]> now ur gettin it
<][_Karma_][> something with plenty of sugar ... something sweet ... like honey
<JeduS[Paddy]> so you need......a can of fanta and an ex-aquarium
<JeduS[Paddy]> ok....so how u know you got the bees he sold you ...or just some random bees?
<][_Karma_][> yeh and Kanon with his pink thiong
<Kanon> actually you find the queen bee and place her in a box
<Kanon> the rest of the bees will follow
<JeduS[Paddy]> ok...where u find the queen bee?
<][_Karma_][> guys
<][_Karma_][> erm
<Kanon> she's the one with the bog tits
<Kanon> big
<][_Karma_][> bees dont have tits
<Kanon> can u milk a bee?
<][_Karma_][> queen bee wears a crown
<][_Karma_][> no but jazzy says u can milk cats
<Kanon> bees must have tits cause you can get bee milk
<JeduS[Paddy]> omg.....you read back over this bollox?