Questions....but do they have answers?

[Jed]

yes...these are some of the things that keep me awake all night.....

1/ What is a group of horses called? (its not a herd)

2/ If you burp and fart at the same time, do you really dissappear?

3/ What does O.K stand for?

4/ If your "wasny" wasny there....could you really phuk yourself? (wasny is the bit of skin between your ballbag and your bumhole)

5/ Have Michael and Latoyah Jackson ever been seen in public together? (I think they the same person)

etc etc....please help

[Macus]

Juts off the top of my head, although totally based on fact and not to be argued with:

1: It is a herd, this is a fact whether you like it or not.

2: No, but the people in your vacinity will dissappear.

3: Historical record shows that O.K. appeared as an abbreviation for oll korrect (a conscious misspelling of "all correct") in Boston newspapers in 1839, and was reinterpreted as "Old Kinderhook" in the 1840 United States presidential election.

4: You could, but only you would want to Jed.

5: Yes

[Macus]

AND ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD CREATED MICROSOFT PAINT.

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[Jed]

hmmm...

1/ bollox

2/ haha

3/ yer, but,no, but, yer, but...i thought it might be "on key?" as in are you there?

4/ dont we all?

5/ again i have to refer you to answer #1....this has obviously been taken in a waxworks museum...oh and i find your efforts with microsoft paint frankly shoddy and far-fetched

[Jed]

although...

[Macus]

Create your own face

www.channel4.com/entertainment/t4/microsites/M/makingfaces/yourface_createMate.html

Here's mine, it's Jazzy

[Macus]