Post by rabbits on Feb 25, 2006 15:12:46 GMT
Thought i would start a new topic and see if any had a better day @ work than me.
Alarm @ 3.30am
Sorting mail until 9am
Little scrote let down my tyres @ 10:30am
Arrested @ midday
Home @ 4pm
Ok long story so i keep it short as poss
I was meant to be a witness in court but i told them i wouldnt be going..(personal reasons)eg not wanting to be recognised..getting beaten up...house fire bombed..etc etc..i told this to 3 diff people including the copper that i gave my statement to. After chasing a little tw#t up the road for letting my tyre down, i wasnt in the best of moods..imagine my surprise a couple hours l8r when a police car pulls up (i was just about to get mrs wong to sign for a packet) Rabbits? yes i replied ."you are coming with us son.we have a warrant for your arrest"
You could have knocked me down with a feather
"what about all this mail"? i replied
"sorry m8" the copper said
"we have to act on this warrant.Get in the car"
"Sorry mrs wong" i said "i will get this sorted out"
In the police car (meat wagon) i phoned work and said
"hello work...Rabbits here..i just been arrested..get someone to finish my round please"
Anyhow i arrived @ court not blessed pleased
I was briefed by the defence lawyer and put in a room that was showing ice skating on the tv..it had been snowing(wet) in yeovil all day and i was cold and wet.
Next a bloke in a daft uniform came in and said that i was called into court room 3
By now i was realy pissed off..the judge said he was unimpressed with me and that i had wasted all their time and money etc etc and that i was to remain @ court untill they had lunch and were ready to continue the case in the afternoon..
I replied you have got to be f#####g joking.i have 2 kids due home from school @ 3 and i need to be there for them.
Next i find myself thrown into a dingy cell with a toilet (no paper or flush) for an hour whilst the thingy of a judge goes and eats his prawn sarnies.
Then i am led back to court (in handcuffs!!) in front of all the low life,in my royal mail uniform like a frikin criminal to give evidence..Once again my anger got the better of me and i ripped into the defence lawyer.."How dare you question me in that manner" etc etc
Iwas finally let out of court @ 3pm after another verball assault @ the judge for his system being arse..
A walk back to the sorting office and a volley of abuse from my workm8s.
A perfect day @ work..@ least i had chicken and donner mixed kebab and chips for me evening meal..
Beat that for the best day @ work ever..
Alarm @ 3.30am
Sorting mail until 9am
Little scrote let down my tyres @ 10:30am
Arrested @ midday
Home @ 4pm
Ok long story so i keep it short as poss
I was meant to be a witness in court but i told them i wouldnt be going..(personal reasons)eg not wanting to be recognised..getting beaten up...house fire bombed..etc etc..i told this to 3 diff people including the copper that i gave my statement to. After chasing a little tw#t up the road for letting my tyre down, i wasnt in the best of moods..imagine my surprise a couple hours l8r when a police car pulls up (i was just about to get mrs wong to sign for a packet) Rabbits? yes i replied ."you are coming with us son.we have a warrant for your arrest"
You could have knocked me down with a feather
"what about all this mail"? i replied
"sorry m8" the copper said
"we have to act on this warrant.Get in the car"
"Sorry mrs wong" i said "i will get this sorted out"
In the police car (meat wagon) i phoned work and said
"hello work...Rabbits here..i just been arrested..get someone to finish my round please"
Anyhow i arrived @ court not blessed pleased
I was briefed by the defence lawyer and put in a room that was showing ice skating on the tv..it had been snowing(wet) in yeovil all day and i was cold and wet.
Next a bloke in a daft uniform came in and said that i was called into court room 3
By now i was realy pissed off..the judge said he was unimpressed with me and that i had wasted all their time and money etc etc and that i was to remain @ court untill they had lunch and were ready to continue the case in the afternoon..
I replied you have got to be f#####g joking.i have 2 kids due home from school @ 3 and i need to be there for them.
Next i find myself thrown into a dingy cell with a toilet (no paper or flush) for an hour whilst the thingy of a judge goes and eats his prawn sarnies.
Then i am led back to court (in handcuffs!!) in front of all the low life,in my royal mail uniform like a frikin criminal to give evidence..Once again my anger got the better of me and i ripped into the defence lawyer.."How dare you question me in that manner" etc etc
Iwas finally let out of court @ 3pm after another verball assault @ the judge for his system being arse..
A walk back to the sorting office and a volley of abuse from my workm8s.
A perfect day @ work..@ least i had chicken and donner mixed kebab and chips for me evening meal..
Beat that for the best day @ work ever..
